Polyester's Back!
Almost Pro Sports Network
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Broadcasting
Remember large orange foam windscreens on the microphones? Plaid polyester network jackets? Really bad screen graphics? They're coming back in a big way!
Kite-Cam
Our low tech overhead views don't need 8 year olds mining cobalt in the Congo. So suck it Elon!
Pizzasteak
Our parking lots will have gourmet lunch trucks, BBQ pitmasters and even microbrewery trailers if the town's criminals allow it. We'll also have a 3 man bungee chord slingshot lobbing South Jersey's official sandwich into the crowd.
Quanco
Hurling Handball is the only sport supported by a casino gaming table you and your buddies can play at your local microbrewery or sports bar.
Anti-Scalping
There will be no entry fee or tickets to get into the facility. We will have anti-scalping toll booths at every exit. This is 110% Jersey.
They're All Wrong!
Hurling Handball can be franchised in 18 time zones. This is due to the genius of our 90 yard playing field. Our field lines can be drawn on any other major field game's infrastructure and we don't have to move their sticks.
Hurling Handball is a sports tourism gold mine.
DISCOVERY
Micro-Cup Sunday
Football has huge Bowl Games with millions watching. Handball will have tiny Cup Games with lots of people hanging around.
Cornelius May discovered South Jersey. It's one of the greatest places on earth to live. While Henry Hudson got all the glory it was Corney May who landed at what is today Atlantic City. This means Atlantic City is really May's Landing.
The Corney May Cup (2 oz shot glass) is the most coveted trophy in Almost Pro Sports where Average Joe and Jimmy Down Street compete for their day in the sun. Since all our games are at one field the Micro-Cup championship is how we find out who's field is was all year.
GET BIG STAYING SMALL
Low Overhead / High Profit
Jersey Handball is a commercial entertainment real estate venture for the investment side. Our facility will be owned and operated by an investment group.
A 50 acre multi-use event property is simply a field surrounded by bleachers with a capacity of 5000 with a large parking area. It's inexpensive compared to major league venues. Exit fees are just $25.
The ownership group is payed by the advertising revenue while the athletes are compensated by the gate. Other sources of revenue come from retail rental areas in the parking area which supply consessions.
This model can be franchised and operate in 18 time zones.
